Monday, July 30, 2007 . 4:09 PM

Gone in 7 Seconds

Ever wondered wat can u do in 7 seconds. Well.like me tell u

1) Took juz 7 sec for me to fail my IPPT

2) Took juz 7 sec for Selina,Hebe and Ella to sign my "album"

3) Took juz 7 sec to miss the last bus of the day

the result shows

Standing broad Jump - 243cm (5points)
Sit up - 39 (4points)
Pull up - 10 (4points)
Shuttle run - 9s (5points)
2.4km -12.27min(1point)

Fail

how did i fail the 2.4??. Everyweek i ran at least once. Every weekend i play at least a full soccer match. i still fail?
Until now its still a mystery to me. Guess i juz had to work harder

Yeah..It took juz ard 7s for SHE to shake my hands and sign my "album". haha.After we had Q for 3 hrs. Luckily dear is with me all the time, and time flies. Times flies whenever i am wif u dear..keke. Oh ya. We attended the SHE fun party at K union too. Exclusive for 100 fans onli. Envy a not..haha

At the end of the day, when we are abt to cross the road. We saw familiar number 174.Omg. Its our bus.

So i suggested to run to the next bus stop. And ran we did.
100 metres 50 metres 10 metres ..

Yes!!!! We reached!! we are fast man. So is the bus driver. it left without us..I can hear the roaring sound of the bus beside me, nearer and nearer, louder and louder.... the driver must be stepping very hard on the excelerator. Most probaby he is rushing to home to shit or urine or maybe his leg got cramps and accidentally step too hard on it.

Juz imagine ..Man vs machine ....in the end the machine emerge victorious..
Damn Shit...7sec more is all we need

Friday, July 27, 2007 . 5:45 PM

Rest Hair day

After few thousand years of continuously using of those harmful hair wax, clay , spray everyday when i went to work, i decided it was time i give my hair a break and let him have a holiday.

When i was taking a shower,I noticed abt 10-15 of them left me without applying any overseas leave thru me ..Werid...Maybe they juz wanna resign and leave me for good.

Anyway, my dear told me its normal to drop a few of them everyday. Maybe i juz didnt notice those AWOL bastard leaving me when i was buzi admiring my body in the shower..keke.. *puke*..okie ..Okie..pls..am a 100% straight Guy...am juz joking

Juz to play safe.Or maybe becoz of my "humji-ness". I did some research online regarding hair loss. They are mainly due to stress or inherited the gene from your forefathers. So i think am on the safe side..for now..keke

Monday, July 23, 2007 . 10:52 AM

Singaporean and the Orderly Q of SHE tix

Was Q-ing for the "Free" S.H.E tix for the upcoming concert at Junction 8
The Q was....Woot!~.. From Long John Sliver to the carpark behind junction8 to the interchange to the construction site...Omg~ The Q seems endless to me. For a moment, i tot the Q will go all the way back to yishun..haha..

No one will ever think ,"so Long Q arh~...Crazy, wun get one lah" Their thinking was more like "Wahhh so long arh...must be free, juz try la....anyway no need money one"

Q for S.H.E, Q for Harry potter, Q for donuts(silly louis)..

Singaporean Singaporean.. Free = Queueing , Queueing = Singaporean thus Free = Singaporean.... And i am one of them..Yeah..i am a die hard singaporean..

So after 3hrs of sunshine. We finally got our "free" tix..Next week, another two rounds of Q-ing awaits us. Singaporean and the Full blooded SHE concert
Singaporean and the Deathly signature

Thursday, July 19, 2007 . 1:32 PM

Added a new segment in my blog.."我的语病" . All because of my poor command of my english and chinese language. So guys, pls correct me if u ever hear me saying those words again. Always remember [ Be humble and learn ]....

Got a Screen protector for my "new" phone ..6110 Navigator. Cost me a Bomb. 10 Bucks for a small tiny thin plastic and his delicate fingers to help me stick it on....God..They damn well knows how to cheat money..And if i nv tell anyone theres a screen protector on it, no one will ever notice it..Good or bad?...hMm....

Anyway, i felt i need to invest in it to protect my 0.5k phone.So.i shall be a carrot head for once. Juz once.....

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 . 3:41 PM

Sat morning ....when to SSDC to take PDL (provisional driving license)
My night mare..Those who know me well will know tat am colour deficient.

Which mean sometimes i will mix up the colour..AND i am definitely not COLOUR BLIND.
They are two different thingy. Colour blind = black and white ONLI.. So dun keep asking me Y i know the colours ard me when i am "colour blind" and stop suaning me...I know the colours~!

Okie back to the PDL ....Leg shiver..For u guys, u will think ..aiya simple one la..But for me its diff Story. Dun think u all will ever understand my feeling..But with dear cheering me on..everything seem so simple..Weird..hMm...Finally i got the Stupid PDL..Hurray~

So...Night Safari is the theme of the day...I nv visited night safari in my whole life be4..And night safari is suppose to be a places of interest in singapore...Furthermore Am a singaporean..

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 . 2:22 PM

Wah...Heard from Dear tat now if any rascals play any mp3 music from his/her own media device..they will be fine...Yeah~..Good move by the gov.

I simply cannot tahan those those uncivilised people doing it...They think they are listening to "Very Cool" Music...But it aint cool...its rude......Or they wanna show off their "latest" model mp3 or hp...i rather u show me ur brain...iszzit smaller den bird brain?

I once scolded two uncivilised kids in the train...and yes...infront of all the commuters. I was reading my usual newpaper in the train...den in came two indian kids..one gal and one younger boy..So i presume they are sis and bro lor..Den they started playing those irritating ringtones...some luffing voice...keep playing and playing...non stop...All the cummuters were staring at them ...but they dun give a damn...thinking its "cool" and "In"...

Soon my fire reach boiling point...and ....."Hey u two....better switch the irritating music off...Do u know its very rude.."....Wah....all the cummuters turned and stare at them...den they embarrassingly switch off the music and became a mute for their rest of the journey...

Usually i am quite patient one...but for tat instant...i think those two rascal need some scolding to wake their bloody idea up... keke

Friday, July 6, 2007 . 11:14 AM

Kao....I hate smokers..
Early morning standing in the train. And there was this fugly (fucking ugly) guy standing beside me..
The smell of cigarettes is unbearable...for even a healthy guy like me standing beside him i feel like i gg to get asthma attack sooner or later..or even hyperventilate ...den i need to be exorcised

Fucking hell...pls to all smoker...if u wanna die...pls die further away...

I dun see any plus point in smoking...

1) U smoke ur health away
2) U smoke ur money away
3) U harm ur friends and love ones ard u

Be4 i punch u in the nose....
dun come bullshiting tat u are stress or wad...or influence or even tellin me u can't quit...

stress..who dun have stress...
influence...get the devil off ur own back lah

I rather u spend the money in eating..at least obsesity wun die as fast as lung cancer and throat cancer...and best of all wun harm ur friends and love ones...