Saturday, April 26, 2008 . 10:06 AM

SHIT.....There's Something In my Shoe!!!!

I was relaxin n trying to pass time in my cube this morning...
N Kiao Ka -Ing ....like a boss

Den i felt something in my shoe...something soft n Cold ..Thin Thin, long long.....Moving around..
Pah Piang......Dun tell me it's a disgusting lizard or my 死穴 pest..cockroach..
I had bad memories lor. There was once when i was in sec 4....i felt something in my shoe..But i Heck-Care..When i reached home, took off my shoe...then i realised there was a Stupid Cockroach in my Shoe..i still remember its in my right Shoe. My whole Socks was stain with the cockroach's blood, Dismanlted Wings , Hairy Legs....我疯!!!!!....I nearly faintz..No wonder i felt something moving..Must be the Cockroach struggling n fighting for his life in my Stingy Socks....I had nightmares after nightmares after this incident and had problem sleeping at nite...Everytime i looked at my right Foot there is Cockroach's Blood on it....Weh~..BO La...not so Kua Zhang..

But i think maybe thats' y i am afraid of cockroach ba.

Coming Back to my story....
My first instinct was there was a lizard or cockroach in my shoe...Shit...Lightning Reali Strike Twice...
I took of my right Shoe ....Tilt it Slightly....

Something Slide Down......


A PAPER CLIP...


*Guang Guang Guang*...

Thursday, April 24, 2008 . 1:50 PM

XP OEM

Went to Buy a "Real" XP last week...
So tat i can install a software for my school work..

$133.......My god.......
Juz a few numbers (ID Keys) cost $133....
I buy 4d 1 big 1 small oso only 2bucks
Uncle Bill reali knows how to make money....U Good..

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 . 3:35 PM

Wyn' Birthday Celebration

haha..the title looks familar?.(note the Wyn')
Juz wanna Ka Jiao Junie's Blog..haha...

As requested , i had changed Momo's blog name to 可以.
Dunno y wan choose such a weird name...funni one

Monday, April 14, 2008 . 3:56 PM

GoodBye little red boots (Sept 2006 ~ April 2008)

Rainy days...
Sunny Days...
Muddy Fields..
Sandy Fields...
Artificial Fields...
You finally PPPi Ja....
You have serve me well....

Goodbye my fren...
Hope u find urself a new home soon....

Friday, April 11, 2008 . 11:48 AM

Sleepless nitessss....

For the past few mths i havent had a good nite slp...
y???...

becoz theres a mad woman (neighbour) screaming every nite..

every nite i will hear....
Weird screaming, Weird Sound...Banging Sound...Throwing things SOund...

So heres a little background..
This particular family consist of a Small Weird Fat Kid, a Big Weird Fat Woman and a Skinny "Normal looking" Guy..
They live on the 9Floor( I am Staying on the 10th)
Their House windows are always shut tight and till now no one knows how it looks like ....

Starting from Dec or Jan....i started hearing screaming , weeping sound...Banging Sound...Throwing things SOund... practically everynite...
Its a mixture of everything in an short period of time...Tat means u can hear weeping sound , and the next moment shes screaming "unknown" language which both my bro and i cannot figure out..den theres Banging sound etc etc....

Yesterday was terrible....
Its onli 12am and the mad woman started to scream...OMG!.....
Den my bro pointed out a interesting point...Ever Since the neighbour of the mad woman left...
the screaming start....hMm.....currently the new neightbour is a Christian...

I Can't help but link it to the movie " the exorcism of emily rose"..
She looks evil....like a dark force is surrounding her
The weeping sound.....the Banging sound...maybe Banging the wall wif her head continuously...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
"TELL ME YOUR NAME!"

And for the past few mths...I didnt see her husband....HmM.....
Werid....

Thursday, April 10, 2008 . 11:51 AM

How to walk on milk milk...

Step 1) Pour a bit milk milk on the floor....

Step 2) Walk on it...

Step 3) Lick our own feet...

haha....Ah hei 's Cute Defination of "Walk on Milk Milk" ...

Wednesday, April 9, 2008 . 11:43 AM

"Good" English

Monday, April 7, 2008 . 1:55 PM

Lame Argua
(The following entry is v v v lame and low class...read at ur own risk...you have been Warned...)


Was V v Bored today ...Monday Blues.... Chatting wif Picky Argua (menghong)...Tinking about wad to buy for his birthday..

me : 李白's jeans la
MH: 150 how to buy 李白's jeans ..
MH: wear already must sing tang shi 300 shou...

Ar Ar Ar Ar ...

me: wear already a lot Ink one..
me: 150 enuff la...
MH: 李白's jeans cost at least $170-200 lor...
me: ard 150 la
me: so we set 李白's jeans..cannot change liao...
me: Die DIe must buy李白's jeans
MH: Wads so great about 李白's jeans? last time i go zhuhai already buy for u all liao wad... hahaha...
me: Tat one is 礼拜's jeans...same sound onli...
me: Every sun must wear
MH: u got every sunday wear meh?
me: Got...12midnight must wear
me: Dong........den must faster wear

Ar Ar Ar Ar ...

MH: y buy 李白's jeans here? save up the $.. 1 time go zhuhai wack 20 pieces better lor... hahaha...
me: I wan from US 李白's jeans hor...
MH:bluff.... 李白's jeans where got from US wan?
MH:李白 is a chinese... so must be from china...Common Sense right?
me : wrong..李白 wear US Jean..he go US wear
MH: emm... maybe.... pizza also can be from china... cos marco polo went china eat before and learn how make it...
me : Soccer oso from china ma
me: UFO oso from CHina...the 血滴子
MH: then soccer?
me: use the head n kick ma...last time china alwys 斩头 one ma
me: they v happi when got ppl 斩头
MH: mmm... sounds correct also...
MH: no wonder many ppl gather when got ppl 斩头...


two boring lame ppl.....

Thursday, April 3, 2008 . 10:51 AM

Dear and Ah hei 's Birthday

Yesterday was Dear and Ah hei's Birthday...Did quite a few things.....
Dear came to my hse for lunch ..Prepare by the one and onli Master Chief Ba Ba(Me)..haha

Lunch was
Linguine with Bacons ,Clams and White Wine.
Salmon Fillet wrapped in Bacons
Chawanmushi

Head down to SingaporeFlyer for our ride..Currently "Biggest Ferris Wheel in the World"
Den we proceed to HANABI...For the Real Deal.......Here are the Pics....Enjoy...


Happy Birthday Dear and Ah Hei...


The Gamer Playing MH2..

Boarding the "Taxi"


Ah hei So happi.....keke


Yeah!


Lights Up




Family Photo...haha


Dinner at HanaBi.....Yummy


Sashimi....So Fresh...So Thick....So Good...So Tasty.....


Heres my Fav...."TUMP"ura


The cute Hotpot and Salmon again....Salmon Overload.....


Silly Dear.........haha..Can see tat dear enjoy hanabi a lot....

Overall it worth the price ....
One Word.....SHIOK....eat untill stomach burst...haha

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 . 11:27 AM

珍珠都没有那麽真

Keith: Result out! Go check....

After reading this sms...my heart beat become 100times faster....
So Gan jiong sia....
Gan Jiong untill Stomachache...
Gan Jiong untill wanna Shit...
Gan Jiong untill wanna Urine...
Its a long time since i got this feeling...the last time was when i almost lost my camera...haha

As no one got any access to the net....i called my always reliable friend louis for help..haha
SMS him the website , username and pw...

Wait ....
Wait.........
n Wait...........

Louis : Both D and 75 Marks...

Aiyo....D ar...Jialat ..so Bad...
Den Keith told me...D is Distinction la....n A B C D de D la......

*Thinking ....Sure a not..distinction.....
It turn out to be as real as the Pearl...珍珠都没有那麽真

Both pass is good enuff....A Distinction is a Bonus...But 2 Distinction!!!..... Today is 31 March not 1April right..haha